bagmilk:

school ain’t testing nothing but my patience

dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf

this is literally the best post ever

sidnugget:

ugh-p3asants:

iphone420:

Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up

Your grandma is 45?!

yeah she got married the day she was born 

beksboys:

"free trial"

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"all we need is your credit card information"

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spiza:

im a wimp when it comes to waxing my legs so i figured out a way to do it.

tidalwesley:

@keatonstromberg - I enjoy my bed. (◡‿◡✿)

jaclcfrost:

but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment

certan:

my pet hamster needs to chill

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

eapd